The NFL Draft is finally here.
Today is the day when countless franchises across the country reinvigorate their hopes and dreams by selecting some of the top college prospects. After months of studying, trading, and strategizing, it all comes down to tonight’s 2024 NFL Draft.
If you’ve been following along with the prospects and potential picks (a Whiskey Riff mock draft can be seen here ), you know that there are a number of young quarterbacks that are expected to be taken in the first round. Caleb Williams is a lock to go number one overall to the Chicago Bears, but after that, it’s a real toss up.
The likes of Drake Maye, J.J. McCarthy, Jayden Daniels and Michael Penix Jr. could fall anywhere in the first round, though after it was revealed that Drake Maye likes to put ketchup on his steak and eggs, I’ve got a gut feeling his draft stock is going to free-fall.
Might I remind you that last year, another quarterback “full of potential” was projected to be picked with one of the top five picks in the 2023 NFL Draft. Does the name Will Levis ring a bell? He slowly but surely worked his way up the draft board, only to have an unfortunate quirk of his cause him to plummet down the draft board.
Will Levis puts mayonnaise in his coffee, if you had somehow forgotten about that. You simply can’t trust someone that does that, and I’m afraid NFL GMs are going to feel the same way about a guy who ruins his steak by putting ketchup on it.
And from the looks of the social media response, NFL general managers aren’t the only ones who are concerned about Drake Maye’s ketchup obsession:
That’s why his draft stock is falling
— the clown has no penis (@theone04824) April 25, 2024
I used to when I was a kid too, before I found out how steaks were supposed to taste.
The eggs thing is okay.
— Tar Heel Nation (@UNC_TarHeelFan) April 25, 2024
Not a first round pick then
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) April 25, 2024
Ketchup with steak is illegal
— @beefandthedeucepodcast (@beefandthedeuce) April 25, 2024
New will Levis just dropped
— 2C-B Tom🐃 (@2c_tom) April 25, 2024
Stick to chicken you child…
